Better a dove on the plate than a woodgrouse in the mating place

-Russian proverb

Top 5: Celebrities who would like rawr russia

1. Lady GaGa. For obvious reasons.

2. Baio from Vampire Weekend. Not only did he STUDY RUSSIAN but he has also been known to tweet about Trotsky and another Russian-esque things. And he's from Vampire Weekend, so he would no doubt like cool, weird, different things so he can talk about them in interviews and seem really smart. Did I mention that I met this guy? WHY DIDN'T I PLUG?

3. Kate Beckinsale. Fairly obvious, as she studied French and RUSSIAN at OFXORD. Smart, Russian= rawr russia.

4. Keira Knightley. I love her bangs, and wish mine would look like that. They don't. But apart from being the most annoying character in Pirates of the Caribbean (although Will Turner wasn't exactly fun, and let's face it JD made that movie. Jack Sparrow is so foine) she also starred in a remake of Doctor Zhivago, and no one could pick up and agree to do that script unless they had a solid admiration for the Russian epic.

5. Katy Perry. Because Gaga reads it, Katy Perry would jump on board too. Mainly just to grab some quick, shallow attention (like her exploits at a recent formal) and she will succeed. I'll die a little inside, but deep down I know that I'd happily sell out. For the good of the world really, because everyone should read this blog, it'll make their meaningless lives that much better.

Anyway, if you happen to KNOW any of these people, let them now because I think they would appreciate the fine genius of yours truly (and Isabella).

Peace out y'all