God does not give horns to a cow that likes to gore.

- Russian proverb

Hey comrades, I know, I know its been a while. I snuck out in the morning and made you feel cheap like a Snickers on special at Woolworths (WHAT UP!) But, my loves I have been busy studing the history of documented war and Chekhov short stories. Time not wasted.
However! There are Russian goings-on that require my immediate attention and so I have lain down my books to address the imminent issue of who will dominate Eurovision 2011! Last night I was lucky enough to have flicked on my TV the very moment that Julia sat down to interview the Russian Entrant. BEHOLD THE CHARMS:















Ladies and gentlemen the eastern glory that is Alexej Vorobjov! Naww loving the argyle you worldly little bastard. Alexej thrilled with "Get You" in the first semi and made his way though to the final! EXCITING! I will so be watching for boyfriend on sunday night. There has also been some recent controversy covering Alexej's nudies shoot. But I'm not mean and green, Bella's gonna share the joy!

Ohhh Alexej. Honey why? Too much jewellery for a man so naked for starters, I'm not loving the higlights and his sugar mamas are wearing tinsel? Je ne comprends pas cheries. The delicately placed soccer ball somehow saves him from Austin Powers extra mediocrity, and I have to commend the dental ad grin in a situation so compromising. Though truly I am indebted to Alexej for his sluzzy picture, it just wouldn't be Eurovision without a dash of scandal! Also going on in the Eastern Bloc, the second season finale has just aired in the US for Vampire Diaries and aren't we all so glad that Stefan (the more demure of the Salvatore brothers) has made a sexy comback (Actor Paul Wesley / Wasilewsky being of course of the Polish persuasion).


Stefan had definitely been riding the back seat for a while on my sexy radar what with perpetually-partially-naked Damon mincing around set like an emo on crack-cocaine and sexy-evil Alaric making an appearance as Klaus in disguise. In fact, stefan's been pretty boring since he first hooked up with Elena / had a vampy breakdown over bloodlust. Needless to say, I'd been missing bad-ass Stefan.


SO GLAD HES BACK HOMG.


















Stefan has to face some of his sexy-evil demons in order to save his wretched brother Damon who just can't stay out of trouble god love him. I don't wanna give away any spoilers but there is some seriously gratuitous bloodsucking that goes down that mama just loves to love.


Until Sunday my little Cossacks XXX