Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us

- Tolstoy

RUSSIAN OF THE WEEK
Thats right my darling little soviets, once more we will focus our attention upon another great russian of note! This week : VLADIMIR PUTIN
Its no secret that the acting prime minister of the russian federation (previously presidente) cuts a pretty lean figure - and has consequently been identified as the gay symbol of eastern europe. Kind of like a slavic Kylie...without the hot pants and botched face-lift. Also renound for his physical exploits, Putin is a black belt in judo and has infact released his own "How-to" judo dvd:JUDO-LICIOUS! According to my sources (wikipedia) Putin was kicking some serious ass on the judo matway back when St Petersburg was still called Leningrad. Unfortunately he was not the first world leader to practise judo, but is the highest ranked amongst his peers and even had the nerve to pull out some of the old moves during his most recent visit to Japan. LOVING IT!

4 comments:

Elizabeth said...

does he hunt? or did i just make that up?

Isabella said...

hes hunting in the first picture. but judos funnier.

Elizabeth said...

Yeah judo is way more impressive. Any dick with a gun can hunt.

Is it lame we comment on our own blog?...

Isabella said...

no, its awesome.
Kronstadt-out!