The Bolsheviks did not inherit a ship of state, they took over a derelict hulk

- Lynch (whoever the fuck he is)

Goodmorning everyone. I have decided that it must be unnerving following a blog with any amount of audacity without someone/s at the figure head.

So, this is what we look like:

I can tell you're impressed. Elizabeth is keeping it real with the flagon of vodka in hand on the right and yours truly is the dark-lipped squealer on the left. In this picture we are not at lady gaga or infact in melbourne at all, this photograph was captured within the confines of the russian federation. As far-fetched as this all sounds, it is infact very much true. a long time ago we took a year long sabbatical in the land of the cossak to observe, gather information and draw conclusions upon our favourite eastern european nation - on site as it were.

It is from this very venture that we source information upon the fall of the soviet empire, current russians worth knowing and it was there that we compiled an album of all the places that we spotted Ra Ra Rasputin (lover of the Russian queen) a - lurking.

I trust that this revelation has made for amusing reading, and i wish you all a very pleasant week.

Kronstadt-out!