I just wanna have lots of great sex with famous people

-Who do you think?

Alas, Where's Rassy is NO MORE! Yes, my friends, he has finally been destroyed, crushed, mutilated and unable to be seen from his various positions, namely on walls at a distance. Instead we here at Rawr Russia bring you:

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS RASPUTIN?

Which is basically just the same thing, except Rassy journeys and hides to new, more interesting places and there he hides himself by mounting on walls (surprisingly, not women) and such. Enjoy!

Strength rating: 3.72 beards

Then my father gave me a car...and my chances dropped even lower

-Black Lightning

Ahoy, fellow comrades!

I feel your pain, at the apparent demise of RAWR RUSSIA, but do not fear. We are back. And boy, do we have some news for you!

First, the ever-charming Isabella made an awfully brilliant discovery:

That's right my dear fellows, a Russian restaurant named 'RASPUTIN' (a part of me hopes that in the true spirit of Rassy, they constantly throw orgy's and wild sex parties here) in our very own city! Oh the joy! We should hit it up on the anniversary of the October revolution (or not, if my sex-party theory turns out to be true, unless y'all are into that stuff...).

But in more spectacular Russian related news (if that is even possible) the RUSSIAN RESURRECTION FILM FESTIVAL is about to hit our shores! Ohhh lordy, to what do we owe this amazing pleasure?

Isabella and yours truly were lucky enough to see "We are from the future" last year, you can read Isabella's review here.

I personally, am partial to BLACK LIGHTENING, a fast-paced, car-flying, super-hero type movie:

Isabella, oddly enough, is more interested in LADY PASSENGER, some snooze-fest about two women on a boat who get hit on by a bunch of sleezy dudes. So, alas, we cannot agree on which to see but why don't you hit us up in the comments and give your suggestion.

But just make sure you get along to THE COMO between the 25th of August and the 5th of September for a truly wonderful.

Here's one more just to truly show you the delights of thee Russian cinema: